we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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