Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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