Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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