My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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