and you said cock pushups were impossible
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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