pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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