Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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