This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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