do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
