I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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