Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
