feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
So many bounce houses so little time
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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