So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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