You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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