Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
As shirtless as possible
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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