If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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