I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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