Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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