are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm having to shit out rocks
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize