what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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