next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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