doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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