Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
third nipple confirmed
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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