Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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