they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I need water and some morals
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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