I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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