But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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