i just had sex bonerless
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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