forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
