if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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