Duck Duck Cougar?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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