My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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