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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight

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(562): View more from California

I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.

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(619): View more from California

I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail

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