Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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