id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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