What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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