after a month anything with tits is on the radar
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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