Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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