Buhtt sex?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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