Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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