I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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