Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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