Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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