Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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