My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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