You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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