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(773): View more from Illinois

Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.

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(786): View more from Florida

Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.

(715): View more from Wisconsin

We should party with her soon

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(217): View more from Illinois

her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...

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(248): View more from Michigan

5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though

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(845): View more from New York

should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"

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