Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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