Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"