after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We don't watch enough power rangers
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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