Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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