My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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