And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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