ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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