I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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