windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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