His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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