eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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